There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. The Irishman has invited the other two to his house in Ireland for a proper boys weekend.
The first night that the Englishman and Scotsman are in Ireland the Irishman takes them for a drink in his local. Just as they have started their third pint a little Leprechaun comes and sits next to them, he starts talking to them and they become quite fond of the little guy. Just as the barman calls for last orders the leprechaun invites the three men back to his house where he has something magic that could change their lives that he would like to show them. The three men decide that this would be a good thing to go and see.
They arrive at the leprechaun's house and enter through a tiny doorway. As soon as they are in the hall they see this enormous slide, and the leprechaun tells them that this is what he wanted to show them. He informs the three men that they should slide down the slide and on their descent ask for whatever they want in life.
The Englishman goes first and on the way down he cries out for gold and he lands in a pile of it.
The Scotsman is to go second and he asks for silver and he lands in a huge pile of it.
The Irishman feeling very excited at the prospect of having whatever he wants forgets himself and on his descent he cries weeeeee.
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Sunday
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she
would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said,
�Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what
would it be?�
Little Richie raised his hand and said �I would want gold, because
gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche.�
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said �I
would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could
buy a Corvette.�
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny
stood up and said, �I would want silicon.�
The teacher said, �Why Johnny?�
He responded by saying, �because my mom has two bags of it and you
should see all the sports cars outside our house!!�
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would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said,
�Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what
would it be?�
Little Richie raised his hand and said �I would want gold, because
gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche.�
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said �I
would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could
buy a Corvette.�
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny
stood up and said, �I would want silicon.�
The teacher said, �Why Johnny?�
He responded by saying, �because my mom has two bags of it and you
should see all the sports cars outside our house!!�
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Captain and The Pirates
One fine day, Brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull & crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do.
Brave Captain Smith looked at the approaching ship for a moment and said "Bring me my red shirt." The call was taken up at once by a cabin boy.
As soon as Smith had the shirt in his posession, he ordered the man at the wheel to head straight for the pirate ship. In the ensuing fight, the pirate ship was all but destroyed.
The sailors were recounting their individual triumphs when someone asked Captain Smith why he had asked for his red shirt before the battle. He responded "If I was wounded, I did not want your confidence to wane. This way, you would keep fighting no matter what happened to me." The crew had a new found admiration for its captain, and the crew talked all night about his bravery.
About a week later, there loomed on the horizon TEN pirate ships. Once again, the crew looked to its captain for leadership. Calmly, Captain Smith said "Bring me my brown pants."
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One fine day, Brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull & crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do.
Brave Captain Smith looked at the approaching ship for a moment and said "Bring me my red shirt." The call was taken up at once by a cabin boy.
As soon as Smith had the shirt in his posession, he ordered the man at the wheel to head straight for the pirate ship. In the ensuing fight, the pirate ship was all but destroyed.
The sailors were recounting their individual triumphs when someone asked Captain Smith why he had asked for his red shirt before the battle. He responded "If I was wounded, I did not want your confidence to wane. This way, you would keep fighting no matter what happened to me." The crew had a new found admiration for its captain, and the crew talked all night about his bravery.
About a week later, there loomed on the horizon TEN pirate ships. Once again, the crew looked to its captain for leadership. Calmly, Captain Smith said "Bring me my brown pants."
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Wart Removal 101
Do you have one or more warts on your body? If so, you are not alone. Although warts can be painless and harmless, there are many individuals who wish to have them removed. Are you one of those individuals? Whether you have a wart or warts that are noticeable or if they are located in a place where they may cause pain or discomfort, you may be interested in having them removed. If this is the case, have you decided on a wart removal plan yet?
When it comes to wart removal, many individuals make a mistake. That mistake is going with the first removal option that pops into their mind. This is often treating their warts at home. While you can, easily, treat your own warts at home, did you know that you have other options? Before making a decision, as to which type of wart removal method you would like to use, you are advised to examine all of your options. Doing so will ensure that you choose the wart removal method that best fits your needs.
As mentioned above, many individuals treat their own warts, often right at home. This is usually done with over-the-counter wart removers. If you are interested in using an over-the-counter wart remover, you are advised to shop online or at one of your local retail stores. Wart removal products can often be purchased, for a reasonable price, at most department stores, drug stores, and grocery stores.
As you might expect, when it comes to over-the-counter wart removers, you will have a number of different options. There are multiple products currently available for sale. When choosing a product, you are advised to examine the wart removal process, as well as the price of the product. While you will want to spend your money wisely, you will also want an over-the-counter wart remover that is easy to use. If and when you make the decision to purchase one of these products, you are advised to thoroughly read and follow all directions.
In addition to using over-the-counter medications, to remove your warts at home, you many also want to think about using a home remedy. Home remedies have been used for ages. Online, you should be able to find the recipes or instructions for a number of different home remedies; home remedies that are designed to effectively eliminate warts. The good news about using home remedies is there is a good chance that you will have most of the needed ingredients, already inside your home.
As with over-the-counter wart removers, it is important that you display caution, when using a home remedy. Home remedies often use a combination of different ingredients. You need to make sure that you are not allergic to one or more of those ingredients; your health will actually depend on it. It is also important that you know where you are getting your information from. Online, just about anyone can post a home remedy; however, that does not mean that it will work. You are advised to seek wart removal home remedies from a well-known and trusted website or source.
On the other hand of removing your warts at home, you could seek professional assistance. This assistance may come from your primary care physician or a dermatologist, which is a doctor that specializes in skin related issues. In most cases, you will find that your wart or warts can be removed in one treatment session. If you have healthcare coverage, you are advised to seek professional assistance. This is because health insurance tends to cover wart removal, especially if it is performed by your primary care physician.
As you can see, you have a number of different options, when it comes to having your wart or warts removed. Before heading to your local drug store, making your own home remedy, or scheduling a doctor�s appointment, you are advised to take the time to fully consider all of your options. As mentioned above, it is the best way to find the wart removal method that is best for you and your personal situation.
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Friday
Working through Anger Management - Anger Management Lesson Plans
When an individual accepts they have anger issues, normally the next phase includes steps to anger management. There are many people and programs available to help people with difficulties controlling their temper. Besides visiting a psychiatrist, there are options such as support groups, anger management seminars, retreats and many techniques that are beneficial for anger management. An option which provides the individual with a step-by-step approach is an anger management lesson plan.
Anger management lesson plans are developed to offer a person a plan of action when a stressful or confrontational situation arises. When the individual experiences signs of negative emotions and angry thoughts, an anger management lesson plan is meant to provide tools to decrease or control their temper. Anger management lesson plans can be designed to be individual, once a person finds techniques or adopts skills which work for them. Working through these anger management lesson plans ought to greatly increase their chances of success regarding keeping their angry behavior at bay.
Anger management lesson plans are meant to give the individual a guideline to problem-solving. Helping the person to discover things about themselves through a series of questions and practices, anger management lesson plans can make positive changes. When an irritating encounter arises, they ought to tune into their feelings. Becoming self-aware of what makes the person angry is the first step. Writing down these feelings may help a person to determine how to act in a positive manner rather than lash out.
The second step required in working through this anger management lesson plan would be to practice self-control. When opposition arises it is essential to stop, take a minute and think the situation through. This gives the individual a chance to consider their normal reaction without actually acting on it. It offers the angered person a chance to manage their anger.
Thinking through the possible reactions is important when working through anger management lesson plans. After the person considers their possible reactions, it is then necessary to think about the possible results from each reaction. Thinking things through may allow the individual to consider sensible ways of dealing with the situation besides becoming hot-tempered.
The fourth step in this anger management lesson plan is the decision making step. Considering the options for reactions, now the individual must decide which one that is likely to work or be effective. Of course then it's time to act on this decision.
When the individual has followed through with these four steps, it is then necessary to evaluate their process. This step in the anger management lesson plan allows time to think over the entire situation to discern whether the result was a positive one.
Working through anger management lessons plans such as this one or any other may be easy to carry out when an individual is in a calm state of mind. The true test comes when these steps are put into action when the individual is angry and experiencing negative thoughts and emotions. The only way to ensure these anger management lesson plans work is to practice them over and over again.
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Saturday
How do you call all the squirrels in the world?
"Calling all squirrels, calling all squirrels."
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"Calling all squirrels, calling all squirrels."
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