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A young soldier was on guard duty one night. He did his best to stay awake, but he soon drifted off. He suddenly woke up and found his superior standing next to him.

Knowing the penalty for falling asleep while on duty, the soldier lowered his head once more and said, "A-a-a-men".

A man applied for a job at a construction firm.

"We take turns making the coffee," said the foreman. "Do you know how to make coffee?"

"I sure do," said the applicant.

"And can you drive a forklift?"

"Why? Just how big is the coffee maker?"

What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?

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