Boss Dies Joke (Job Joke)

A guy calls his boss, but gets the guy's wife, instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE BEFORE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He replied, "I'm sorry, I don't mean any disrespect, but I just love hearing it..."

House Joke?

House Joke?

Little Billy: I'll bet you ten cents that I can jump higher than your house.

Little Willie: That's impossible! I'll take your bet.

Little Willie watches Little Billy jump one foot off the ground. He bursts out laughing and puts out his hand, expecting Little Billy to give him the money.

Little Billy: Okay, now it's your house's turn.

 

 

Yo Mama Is So Old Joke

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

 

Yo mama joke.

 

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