A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.
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Tuesday
Lawyer Joke
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.
Saturday
Ocean Bottom - Corny Joke
Thursday
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Just in time for Christmas.
Monday
Mother and Daughter Car Talk
One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents' home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was very little traffic, and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour.
My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, "I have a question."
"What do you want to know?" I responded.
"Mom, when you're driving," she asked, "are YOU ever the idiot?"
In the Driver's Seat: A Girl's Guide to Her First Car
Sunday
"What Is The Object?" asked the teacher
Zach raised his hand and said, "Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school."
"Why, thank you, Zach," replied Mrs. Davis. "And what is the object?"
"To get the best grade I can," said Zach.
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Friday
Flexible Husband?
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, ….go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2009 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$80,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….the house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up.. The other men in the locker room are looking at him In astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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Tuesday
School Joke - Rather Cheesy
It has the most stories.
Don't worry... we don't just have cheesy jokes... there are some other ones coming down the pike. Does anyone say that, like me?
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Saturday
Do You Know This?
In the dictionary.
The Merriam-Webster English Dictionary
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Thursday
School Joke - Does It Pay to Know Math? Maybe Not!
Mom: Good job! What did you get a hundred in?
Jeanne: In two things. I got a forty in math and a sixty in spelling.
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