Marriage Joke

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel #5 for his wife's birthday.

 

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

 

"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."

 

 

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Lawyer Joke

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

 

The ranchers prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed.

 

The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

 

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

 

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court.

 

The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

 

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldnt resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldnt have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went thr ough your ranch that morning. I didnt have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

 

The old rancher replied, "Well, Ill tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

 

 

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Animal Joke

Two roaches having a discussion

 

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

 

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

 

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

 

 

 

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Short Joke

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son is a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.

 

The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car.

 

Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?"

 

"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.

 

"They adopted?" he asked.

 

"Yes," I replied.

 

"I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to have kids that small."

 

 

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Court Joke

Lawyer talking to a woman on the stand: "I'm sorry, but saying, 'You'll get my money over my dead body' doesn't exactly constitute a will."

Joke - Dreaming Of Riches

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Sam: I've always dreamed about making ten million dollars running a fruit stand, just like my father did.

Pam: Your father made ten million dollars running a fruit stand?

Sam: No, but he always dreamed about it.

 

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Tax Joke

"I hate paying my taxes," Joe says.

 

"You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?" his friend, Mike, asks.

 

"I'd like to but they insist on money..."