There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. The Irishman has invited the other two to his house in Ireland for a proper boys weekend.

The first night that the Englishman and Scotsman are in Ireland the Irishman takes them for a drink in his local. Just as they have started their third pint a little Leprechaun comes and sits next to them, he starts talking to them and they become quite fond of the little guy. Just as the barman calls for last orders the leprechaun invites the three men back to his house where he has something magic that could change their lives that he would like to show them. The three men decide that this would be a good thing to go and see.

They arrive at the leprechaun's house and enter through a tiny doorway. As soon as they are in the hall they see this enormous slide, and the leprechaun tells them that this is what he wanted to show them. He informs the three men that they should slide down the slide and on their descent ask for whatever they want in life.

The Englishman goes first and on the way down he cries out for gold and he lands in a pile of it.

The Scotsman is to go second and he asks for silver and he lands in a huge pile of it.

The Irishman feeling very excited at the prospect of having whatever he wants forgets himself and on his descent he cries weeeeee.

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