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Okay, here's the joke of the day...

 

 

 

A philosophy professor gave a one-question final exam. He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on teh board:

 

"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does NOT exist."

 

The students began furiously writing their answers.

 

However, one student finished in less than a minute. He turned his paper in and left the room.

 

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the class wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

 

His answer consisted of one sentence: "What chair?"

 

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