How can you tell a good computer programmer from a bad one?

The good one always comes through when the chips are down.

Remember when...

... an application was for employment?

... a CD was a bank account?

... a program was a show on television?

... a web was a spider's home?

... a hard drive was a long card ride?

... memory was something you lost as you got older?

... a keyboard was a piano?

... a virus was the flu?

What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.