Medical Joke

Herb: Doctor, please hurry. Little Billy swallowed a razor blade.

Doctor: Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?

Herb: Yes, I shaved with the electric razor instead.

 

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Medical Joke

Minor surgery: An operation performed on someone else.

 

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Mother-in-law Humor

Monty: My dog kept biting my mother-in-law so I took him to the vet.

Bartender: Did you put it to sleep?

Monty: No, I had its teeth sharpened.

 

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