Marriage Joke

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded.

 

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell which are female and which are male?"

 

He responded, "The 3 flies were on a beer can and the 2 flies were on the phone."

 

 

 

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