Write It Down and Ye Will Receive

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He
worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning
I noticed he had left a not to himself on the kitchen
counter that read, "STAMPS!"

As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office
and put them on the counter before going to work...

The next morning I found the same note. The word "STAMPS!"
was crossed out. Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION
DOLLARS!"

Jokes