Female Compassion

Short Funny Jokes


The Joke Genie was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The Joke Genie said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been screwed?” The Joke Genie said, “No.” She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”



Joke Genie, Editor
Jokes and Other Goodies Ezine
http://JokesAndSayings.net


P.S. Yes, I injected myself into that joke! Sorry. I was getting a tad lonesome on the sidelines.

P.P.S. Please bookmark this blog and then visit our main web site: http://JokesAndSayings.net