Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious

One day an "at home" wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy saying, "Hi, is Jake home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a bit of silence the friend says, "You know Lisa, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."

Lisa thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and the guy then says, "That was so amazing! I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Lisa amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not?

So she opens her robe and gives the dude a nice long viewing.

A while later Jake arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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