Super Funny Jokes and Youtube Funny Videos: Lawyer Marries A Woman Who Has Been Married 10 Times

A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married ten times.

On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new room, "Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin."

This puzzled the groom, since after twelve marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.

She responded as follows: "My first husband was an IBM Sales Representative who spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, how great it was going to be, but never delivered.

"My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised he would send me documentation.

"My third husband was from Field Services and repeatedly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up.

"My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and you know the old saying - 'Those who CAN, DO; those who can't, teach.'"

"My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver.

"My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

"My seventh husband was a Marketing Manager. Even though he had the product, he just wasn't sure how to position it."

"My eighth husband was a psychiatrist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about it. "My ninth husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

"My tenth husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was collect stamps. Boy do I miss him!"

"So now I've married you, and I'm really excited."

"Why is that," asked the lawyer.

"Well, it should be obvious! You're a lawyer!! I just know I'm going to really get screwed this time!"