Cop Stops A Blonde On The Motorway (dirty)

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

Cop: "Miss, may I see your driver's license please?"

Blonde: "Driver's license? What's that?..."

Cop: "It's a little card with your picture on it."

Blonde: "Oh, duh! Here it is..."

Cop: "May I have your car insurance?"

Blonde: "What's that?..."

Cop: "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

Blonde: "Oh, this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his ---- out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

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