He Sees His Wife

Monty got his paycheck on Friday but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with his friends. When he finally ran out of money Sunday night, he returned home. He was confronted by his furious wife, who lectured him for hours about his lack of consideration. Finally she said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he blurted out, "That would be just fine with me!" Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he still didn't see her. Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.