Old age aint for me. I'd not change places with a person 20 years older than me for all the money in the world. But, I'd give up my right little toe for a chance to be 20 years younger.
A curious thing caught my attention some time ago and just resurfaced.
I read that 2,000+ people have jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge (San Francisco, CA). I believe there are 2 jumpers per month. There is a 98% "success" rate.
I have walked across that bridge and it's just so weird to think what has transpired there over time. On the one hand, the beauty, on the other hand Alcatraz - and if I had another hand - on the other hand the spooky notion of what goes on there.
How dire one's situation would have to be to take such an dire, irrecovable plunge.
It takes 4 seconds.
Can you imagine. Stand there. Then jump.
1 alligator, er shark...
2 shark...
3 shark...
4 shark ... and you're fininto.
I wonder how many of the jumpers changed their mind half way down.
One guy jumped and lived, only to jump again and "succeed".
Save on burial fees! :)
On that happy note let me wish you a nice day!
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