Osama Bin-Laden Asked An Astrologist When He'd Die

Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies.

"You will die on an American holiday", said the astrologist.

"How can you be so sure of that?" asked Bin-Laden.

"Well, any day you die will be an American holiday".

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