Hockey Game Manners

During a hockey game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head."

Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb a--hole', is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

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Blonde On A Plane Trip to New York

 
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.

"Excuse me" she said "you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat."

The blonde was very stubborn and said, "Im blonde and beautiful and I'm going to New York."

So the flight attendant went to another flight attendant and told her the problem. Her answer was the same.

"Im blonde and beautiful and Im going to New York."

This went on throught 4 other flight attendants.

Finally they went to the captain and told him the problem.

He said "I can handle this" and went to talk to her. He whispered something in her ear and she got up and ran to economy class.

All the flight attendatns were shocked and they asked him how he did it.

He said, "I told her first class wasn't going to New York."

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Misdirected Email

A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. 
When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address.
In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads: Dear love,
I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.
Love, Me.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Horses Talking Amongst Themselves

Several racehorses stand around a stable chatting about their careers. One of them boasts about his track record. "In my last 15 races, I've won 8 times!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well, I've won 19 of my last 27 races!"

Not to be outdone, a third horse, says, "That's pretty good, but of my last 36 races, I've won 28!"

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I won 88 times!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"

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2 Nerds and A Bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

 The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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